Facebook pedophile

Someone who constantly creeps on facebook, and knows everything about somebody through facebook.

Guy 1: Man, John and Sarah are friends again!!

Guy 2: Man you are such a facebook pedophile.

by Carter Zoolander October 30, 2011

Facebook Stalking

When you look at the profile of someone who you are friends with on facebook.

Hey, did you see Janeta's Facebook status? Yeah, I was Facebook Stalking her last night.

Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.

by Janetta simmons November 22, 2011

Facebookending

In addition to impulsive Facebook check-ins, the act of beginning and ending one's daily computer-related acitivies with a "quick" Facebook scan for new messages, status updates, and commentary.

text: hey john, u still up?
text: yep. just hittin' the ol' facebook before gettin some zzzs
text: it's 3 am. what's with all the facebookending lately?
text: just feels good 2 cover all my bases. besides, i get my happy birthday messages in early and a slew of booty call ops at nite
text: nice! i guess it's better than statusitis. see u on fb in a few hours

by wordmaestro September 29, 2011

Facebook Engineering

The art of editing photos and putting them on Facebook, thus causing a person to look way better than they do in person.

Dave: "Dude check this girl's Facebook profile pic, she's really hot!"
Clive: "Ah, she's brilliant at Facebook Engineering, she looks nothing like that in person."

by DJMitchMD September 1, 2012

Facebook Hashtag

A Facebook Hashtag is seemingly pointless as a hashtag used on Facebook doesn't fulfill the typical function of the metadata tag. In all reality, it is a delightful little tool that is used to annoy and troll the masses-- most commonly those of the Stanley kin.

(Facebook Hashtag)

#eatingasammich

"YOU'RE STILL USING HASHTAGS ON FACEBOOK???! RAGE!!!!!!!1!!ONE!" -D. Stanley

by xx2112xx May 25, 2013

Facebook Hashtag

The leech of society. Because Facebook doesn't have a word limit, so you can hashtag abuse in your Facebook novel and lose all respect from your friends.

Your Facebook Hashtags. I hate them.

by S.102 August 20, 2014

Double Facebooking

Having two browsers open with Facebook on both. Commonly used when playing multiple facebook games, or by forgetting that you already have facebook open.

guy: How do you manage to level up all your facebook games so fast?
guy 2: It's easy, you just use double facebooking!

by Addicted2Facebook December 20, 2009