David Ceja

David Ceja is that kid who thinks he is so good at soccer. And calls himself Messi even though he can't make a freeshot from 5 ft away. Also this kid is really stupid.

"Wow how did he miss that shot what a David Ceja,"said every good soccer player.

by Tur Stegen September 22, 2020

david w

do not name your child david it’s child cruelty, if you call him david it’s a one way ticket to the dole office

ah shit who invited david w here who invited this guy we should’ve invited his hot sister

by jamaicandude47 April 19, 2024

david

1: leaves you hanging.
2: weirdly into pokemon.
3: a femboy/trap.

a: is he smash or pass'ing all the pokemons?
b: ew... what a "david".

by wackadacka February 14, 2024

David Sunflower Seeds

David Sunflower Seeds, also known as DAVID Seeds, is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.

t all began in 1926 inside a small grocery store in Fresno, California, where David Sunflower Seeds were roasted and seasoned with quality ingredients.

by Wendysfg August 25, 2023

david and heidi

it’s complicated

“wanna add me back on snap now maybe”.“yeah whats ur snap again” david and heidi are idiots.

by justletmemakemyaccount March 21, 2021

David Cash

A person who is originally seen as a quiet, laid back guy who does what he pleases, but suddenly decides to change his style and attitude for unknown reasons.

Possibly a stoner.

Guy 1: "Did you hear that <insert name> joined that group of bros?"

Guy 2: "<insert name>?! No way! That's not like him."

Guy 1: "I know, man. A total David Cash."

by trollgag June 15, 2012

David

Ugly ahh piece of shit

4'1

cheats in wikipedia race

Person 1: You suck cock!!!
Person 2: Yeah my name is David, course I do.

by Sqirpion October 15, 2023