peanut butter and jelly

When you cum on someones face and then hit them in the nose until it bleeds. Then smear it all up with your dick, just like a nice peanut butter and jelly sangwich.

After that bastard nutted on my face he hit me and broke my nose. Then he smeared it with his dick. I looked like a muthafuckin peanut butter and jelly sangwich!

by buick159 January 30, 2009

Peanut butter cup

Eating peanut butter out of ones ass

U want a peanut butter cup

by anonymous October 12, 2019

peanut butter smuggler

Some fagget ass nigga that cant roll a spliff for his soul

Trenton a peanut butter smuggler

by big dick sosa September 22, 2019

Danish Butter Cookie

Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.

John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie

by Wheelwood January 15, 2018

Butter my lobster

1. To tilt thine wrist so that the utensil carrying the liquefied dairy product will fall graciously and cascade onto to the delightfully cooked crustacean.

Waiter, could you please butter my lobster.

by Theyunglizard December 12, 2014

Internet Truffle Butter

The nasty golden cream inside Loafy's sister when she gets groomed by GXC Is Depressed.

Yo Loafy, your sister got that internet truffle butter in her pussy fr my n*gga

by LtBeast October 30, 2022

Alabama butter churn

The sexual act of rubbing butter in a female partner's genitals (preferably one of your cousins or sisters), having her urinate it back into your mouth, then regurgitating it back into her anus and using it as anal lubricant

"Hey dude last night I did an Alabama butter churn with my sis"
"This is why we don't talk anymore you sick fuck"

by NotNath April 15, 2021