When you cum on someones face and then hit them in the nose until it bleeds. Then smear it all up with your dick, just like a nice peanut butter and jelly sangwich.
After that bastard nutted on my face he hit me and broke my nose. Then he smeared it with his dick. I looked like a muthafuckin peanut butter and jelly sangwich!
by buick159 January 30, 2009
Get the peanut butter and jelly mug.Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.
John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie
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Get the Peanut butter cup mug.1. To tilt thine wrist so that the utensil carrying the liquefied dairy product will fall graciously and cascade onto to the delightfully cooked crustacean.
by Theyunglizard December 12, 2014
Get the Butter my lobster mug.Smoking Pot. Orinigally from using a bong made out of a tub of butter with holes on the sides. When smoking, it looks as if someone is sucking the air out of the tub.
Guy 1: So what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was hanging out with these chicks and we were sucking the butter tub. We got so f*cked up.
Guy 2: I was hanging out with these chicks and we were sucking the butter tub. We got so f*cked up.
by redhead91 March 11, 2010
Get the Sucking the butter tub mug.The act of covering a man's penis in a thick coat of peanut butter and then using one's mouth to suck all of the peanut butter off.
A peanut butter phil is really enjoyable for both sexual partners; it feel great for the receiver and tastes great for the giver.
by Schoolyard Tag Champion January 24, 2013
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