Bum flosser

When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take

Catholic mother: “Mary! Pull out your wedgie I can see your bum flosser!”

by Laurentheinnocent December 16, 2018

bum lizard

The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it

Holy shit! I've just been entered by a bum lizard

by Rev Spagmon August 19, 2021

miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.

Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.

by miamibeachbum305 December 9, 2021

Bum Choppipng

The practice of harvesting fingers or toes from homeless people for the purpose of defrauding a fast food outlet. Practitioners place the harvested digit into a serving of fast food and then claim that the restaurant is at fault.

Bored and pennyless, Jim and Danny resorted to a bum-chopping scheme to try and bring in some cash.

by Wolf April 10, 2005

BUM STABBER

Bum Stabber. To stick one's phallus up somebody's back passage.

Jeremy, you really were a bum stabber last night. The phallus you placed up my bottom really cleared the passage.

by Ring pirate November 27, 2017

Bum hut

Woman sleeping with nasty filthy men..

Peter: I like Joesie, might ask her out..
Daniel: Don't go there Pete, you'll shame yourself.., She's a real bum hut..

by Novdal September 10, 2017

chunkle bum

A cream faced loon.

"Oops, I just fell over in the fertiliser."
"Oh, you chunkle bum!"

by tom May 27, 2003