Chris Berdnik

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Chris Garza

A guy with a massive cock with the most insane girth, also commonly known as the big dick bandit

There’s Chris Garza he’s known for putting people in wheel chairs after sex

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Hey isn’t it National Chris Appreciation Day!?? Better go be nice to Chris

by bartthemart April 13, 2022

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A giant hottie who you always want to have sex with. Everyone loves him and his beard.

Do you wanna link with Chris Dennis?
Ofc I do hes Chris Dennis

by ILOVECHRISDENNIS March 15, 2022

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verb - to display grace and focus while under assault.

Man, that chick went Will Smith on me! But I kept it together. Got the job done. Totally Chris Rocked it.

by DJ Ron Shaft April 12, 2022

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

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a dumbass mf that wears jeans and compression tights to sleepovers so when he sleeps he gets swamp ass that eventually turns into duck butter

look at that polo g lookin mf

that’s chris demir

by ffffjewssfvewx October 02, 2022

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