When two homosexual individuals with pubic lice have intercourse and their crab colonies mangle. This will cause the colonies to fight and eventually devour one of the unlucky homosexuals penis off.
Josh: Holy fuck dude did you hear about Simon and Wyatt's crab war?
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!
by skibidi cock May 31, 2024
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Joe: hey i have some ideas to give to my friend for a wedding and she is going through it right away and she wants me too and she is interested and she has been asking for advice so please please thank youuu guys and thanks bye
(suggestion war)^
(suggestion war)^
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Get the Extreme thumb war mug.charizzma or ability to attract a mate due to knowledge of military machinery and facts about the hit game war thunder.
my bro got that war thunder rizz lol *points at man screaming facts about the b 29 US bomber aircraft at a woman".
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Get the Civil war graveyard teeth mug.When you want to have a snowball fight but the fight is much more than a fight...its a war. By using "snowball war" you are placing emphasis on the fact that you will destroy the opposing team.
person 1: "the snowball war is starting where is the enemy?"
person 2: "theyre over there hiding in the igyloo!!!"
person 2: "theyre over there hiding in the igyloo!!!"
by snowballwarsnotfights April 20, 2018
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