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Urban Dictionary

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Speaking of which why did you even search this up? I mean like, don't you have anything better to do? What kind of stuff do you do during your everyday life that makes you have the amount of free time to search something completely useless on here? Are you just like searching funny terms on this fan-made dictionary website to get a quick laugh or something? Like how come you didn't search something actually useful? You could've learned something new, but instead you wasted 5 seconds of your life searching up something completely random and pointless...

Okay, I'm sorry for rambling. Now keep scrolling, or maybe search a new term. Your choice...
by unfunnyhaha October 11, 2020
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urban dictionary

something that is very slowly dissolving the logicality in the youthful generation, and all of its users maintain distraught existences and should be executed. that is all that i have to say.
by sophieisapatheticthot66 April 25, 2025
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Urban Dictionary

A place on the internet where one defines truthfulness, honesty, and anything real with a sense of falseness.
He typed up the name David on the Urban Dictionary and because hes not him he gets everyone to believe that they are to increase his chances of God changing God's mind in who was chosen as the real David.
by LittleLamb777 February 25, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

A once great, funny website that has now fallen into a pit of shit that needs to stop being so fucking PC and embrace its stupidity. YOu are not a real dictionary. Shut the fuck up.
Man I used to use Urban Dictionary, but now it sucks.
by AReallyGayName May 28, 2022
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URBAN DICTIONARY

A BIG BOOK WITH MEANINGLESS WORDS THAT WE AS HUMANS DONT KNOW OF.
by NEKOZZ_W.O.W July 31, 2024
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Urban dictionary

A place online where you go after sharing your information on Reddit and looking at dick on Omegle because “fuck it.” By the time you have made it onto urban dictionary it is 1am. In the mist of scrolling you are in a dark quiet room wishing you had peanut butter and a dog to lick it off your balls. The first search you will make will be James Charles, wap , or gay. The only reason you are fucking here is because you tried to shoot your shot with a girl on Snapchat and she won’t send back and pics. Or you are a white boy age 10-14 trying to understand what you heard in the middle school hallways while also trying to figure out what you found the other day in mommy’s secret drawer. If you have fucking read this far you don’t have a life. Get one and get off of urban dictionary.
Mom- what were you up to last night? You- I was on urban dictionary. Mom- fucking disgrace all you do is listen to k pop and go on urban dictionary. 2019 is over get a life
by GMS sufferer August 29, 2020
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