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Take A Seat

Implying “secretly” that you want someone to sit on your face
I’d like you to “take a seat”… on my face
by DeeperMeaning May 27, 2022
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take that back and put it where you stick it

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take that back and put it where you stick it” - sammiesfriendsammie
by Oh-the-Baby-Bell June 21, 2024
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to put a car, truck, or other piece of unreliable machinery out of its misery, most likely by junking it.
Yes, that's my car. Yes, I'm planning to take it out back and shoot it this winter...
by Stupidly Sophisticated November 19, 2025
mugGet the take it out back and shoot itmug.

Indian Taking

I N D I A N T A K I N'

Definition(s):

GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING

as Noun:

(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.

as GangsTalk:

(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.

as Legal:

To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 ANCHORING Subterfuge Required

Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.

Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.

(Indirect Communication is Compreheded)

Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Attack Plan.
Dude 1:
I was Indian Taking last night and borrowed that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."

Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then?"

Dude 1:
"I returned it and put it in the bathtub."
by Gossip's With Wind December 5, 2022
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Josh Take

A statement, most likely made by an individual named Josh, that is so baffling and generally unaccepted to the point where arguing it confuses both arguers of the debate.
Josh: *Says a typical take that makes no sense*
Sevy: "Yeah, that's definitely a Josh Take"
by vSevy January 5, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>You DO What It Takes<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>You DO What It Takes<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>You DO What It Takes<.7.9.7.6.>
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Take oath

Take oath is a term used by travellers or gypsies to promise something like:
Oi you digymcoy take oath on ya mothers life you did not steal ma Charlene. You gorja
by Sugar shane on the mic December 28, 2021
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