the red rug

A hip place in town. Usually packed with younger generation scenesters

"That new jazz club is the red rug!"

by mark December 7, 2003

Rocking The Red

Having hate sex with a woman while she is menstruating.

I heard Mike hooked up with Sarah last night after the office party even though she was having her period. He was rocking the red.

by ihavepantson May 22, 2011

blowjob red

The shade of red that one's lips turn from prolonged kissing, dick sucking, or enjoying a nice cherry popsicle.

#1

Person 1: "I wonder what that girl was doing behind that building over there."

Person 2: "Her lips are blowjob red; someone must have been having a good time back there."

#2

"I was eating a popsicle and now my lips are blowjob red!"

by New Cancer July 13, 2012

Red's homoeroticism

When a young man of around seventeen has red hair and bails on his friends to go into missori options, ariving at school and 7:30 and leaving by 10. during the period in which his friends are at school, ie us, for another 4 and a half hours, he sits at home drinking flat soda and masturbating to slightly homoerotic pornography.it is a sedentary lifestyle, that consists mostly of consuming delivery pizza and bailing on friends to make pathetic attemps to score with girls 5 years his minor. if any of your friends start showing signs of red's homoeretocism, please, blow his head off.

oh shit dude, charlie is starting to get lazy and itch us alot....he might be coming down with red's homoeroticism, wheres thye deagle? we have a mission.

by INFURlATED November 9, 2010

Red Submarine

When the guys penis turns red because the condom is too tight

Stacy: "Oh Claire did you and Mike get down to business?"
Claire: "Yeah we did, but Mike bought the smaller condoms by accident so it was like a red submarine in my ocean"

by noodleboodle January 31, 2017

Red Deer

The armpit of Canada. If a city were a dry heave.

My parents moved to Red Deer because their lives were meaningless.

by A-Squished-FrenchHorn April 9, 2023

red choice

Making a dumb decision or a decision that you didn't put much thought into too.

Example:

Son: I'll just do the 8 math assignments tomorrow, I'm going to go out with John.
Mom: You need to do your homework, how are you going to do 8 assignments in one day?

Dad: That's a red choice son.

Son: What's a red choice?
Dad: Nevermind, do your work.

by yaboyczk@234459 July 27, 2018