by Logreen August 4, 2025

by bigdickwilly12 June 21, 2021

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

Dude, this chick was so hot but I couldn't pull the trigger bc I had one brewing all night. I had to go home and jump in the bath to turn a double play.
by datguy5924 December 19, 2017

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.
HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"
by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017

When you reach that age where it’s too difficult to fit your hand inside a Pringle container, so you lube up, and grab a chip with the urethra of your third leg.
Nowadays, Adrian ONLY uses Pringle-play when getting the “far-too-deep” crumbs at the bottom of the canister. Be like Adrian!
by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss October 13, 2021

by Bucket_delicious December 21, 2020
