check my taint

a good phrase to use when someone pisses you off, gets a few laughs and leaves people wondering what the fuck you just said.. equivalent to saying suck my dick or suck my clit but who doesn't like to check someones else's taint right?

"hey man sorry about taking your girl, bro check my taint your a douchebag"

by CondorGiftard January 30, 2012

Double my ballsack

When someone is manhandling your balls by sensuously licking and massaging at the same time

One time at band camp I had this girl double my ballsack.

Your mom just got done doubling my ballsack!

This guy on ebay just told me "Double my bawlsack homo" gross!

by thatsme67 February 14, 2012

wash my camaro

To masturbate

The girl from next door told me how much she likes my new car. I have to go wash my Camaro now.

by jay ma August 22, 2011

String my Racket

The act of running ones tongue back and forth on the perineum(taint) from the bottom of the vagina to the anus.

"Rob couldn't make up his mind if he wanted to eat my pussy or give me a rim job and decided to string my racket."

by Lustre King September 9, 2011

My heart is cold

My moves are bold (balls)
Never get old (balls)
I save the world (ball)

Bro did you hear Putin singing my heart is cold

by Sharty fart April 29, 2023

my ass is numb

when a large shit goes out your ass and hurts then feels numb

mom my ass is numb

by Man is man December 8, 2020

blan in my chett

blan is a hole

chett is the heart

a reminder that Cate Blanchett is a velvet sophisticated being that creates a staircase leads to an enchanting heavenly palooza where I vacay to fill the blan in my chett.

by reaboo17 December 19, 2020