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Facebook Mafia

The tough guys behind keyboards
I posted something that someone didn't like and the Facebook Mafia came after me to blast my post.
by Brozilla 36 July 1, 2023
mugGet the Facebook Mafiamug.

Facebook Promise

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.
Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was a Facebook promise. It's the thought that counts
by The oll knowing September 6, 2020
mugGet the Facebook Promisemug.

Facebook Syphilis

A chronic cognitive impairment that is contracted chiefly by infection during unprotected use of Facebook. As the Facebook core demographic drifts older and to the right: the toxic memes and viral bullshit on your feed will fry your brain like a Sunday walk through Chernobyl.

Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.

There is no known cure.
My dad will not stop talking about how 5g can communicate with the COVID vaccine. I think he has Facebook Syphilis.
by TheFattestWeaboo July 26, 2022
mugGet the Facebook Syphilismug.

facebooking

facebooking is when using facebook for EXTREMELY long amounts of time
and/or never get off facebook
"hey is such a facebooker he never gets off facebook"
"yeah i know he is facebooking all the time"
by instagramer June 2, 2014
mugGet the facebookingmug.

Facebook

person1: hey have you played Facebook
person2: no but ill try it!
person1: ok
one week later after playing Facebook
person1: where is he?
by IS THAT REAL February 8, 2021
mugGet the Facebookmug.
When you consistently post graphic pictures and descriptions of your sick or injured kids on Facebook to get attention that you would otherwise not get.
Yet again, Rachel posted a closeup of her kid's bloody nose on Facebook. Her Facebook Munchausen by Proxy is flaring up. I think I'll unfollow.
by AlabamTa October 13, 2017
mugGet the Facebook Munchausen by Proxymug.

Facebook Cambodians

Facebook Cambodians are Cambodian people who use other Cambodians on Facebook for advice, facts, or news. Regardless if it makes sense or not, Facebook Cambodians believe in each other.
I learned from the Facebook Cambodians that putting lettuce on your shoulders will heal all pain.
by King Khmer November 25, 2024
mugGet the Facebook Cambodiansmug.

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