David

The hottest man you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting. He fucks hard and fast and doesn't stop. Truly a ferocious beast in bed.

David touched me sensually while he was late for school

by notnotnotdavid March 23, 2023

David's outlook on life

You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should.

David's outlook on life: See above "You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should."

by David Aruna March 24, 2023

David Car

The best history teacher you could ever ask for, he holds the spot in the guinness book world records, for the worlds smallest chin, however despite his chin being the size of an atom, he also has the worlds biggest eyes and whenever he picks on you in history you will know about it just by looking at the man. Former "Rugby League Champion" David Car is known for his phenomenal physique and some of the worlds strongest and largest muscles. Despite him being the best history teacher ever. He still finds a way to annoy 2 particular students. he achives this by despite his answer being so shite, David car still puts matthew drye onto green. By the end of the lesson matthew has completed all the colours even tho there wasnt a blue. Despite the two reasons that i have covered in this defenition there is one thing that makes david car one of the worst. what is that thing you might be asking yourself, He has stole one the most gorgeous women on the planet. Hayley Car. David car tries to dodge finnigan johnson on facebook. He is having an affair with one of the most, beutifull, gorgeous, stunning, spectacular, weird english teacher there is......... Lauren Senior

Whos the best rugby player in the world
"I THINK ITS DAVID CAR"

by Finnegan Johnson March 26, 2023

David

The msot fuckin annoying chink i've ever seen in my life. Usually likes to cheat on every girl he has and gets dumped every single day. He has the biggest dick you would ever see and fuck every girl to death. Stay away from him

David is a block nigga that knows how to cheat on u.

by David has a big dick March 26, 2023

David

Basic horny white male.

That’s just a David. Horny as always.

by Cinnamon_kitten March 27, 2023

David Herman

David herman is the modern day King David Sent by shiva to be the Only true God of the world. You can find him in some place in Ohio USA

He has a brother but he is the only True GOD just THE DAVID HERMAN can give life and take it..

The king david Herman will be praised

by anonymous March 29, 2023

David

David is very strong. It violated so many physics laws that it was the main evidence for a simulated universe (until Mr. Graneto proved the theory wrong). He once arm-wrestled Zeus with his pinky and only lost because he felt bad for Zeus.

Did you hear David’s planning on arm-wrestling John Winn? It’ll be one for the history books.

by eBucks May 31, 2024