David has a massive cock and is super gay. He's lonely and desperate for affection so he mastubrates all the time. David loves to suck dick but he has nobody's to suck so he sucks his own.
by ilovecumandcock October 13, 2022
Get the Davidmug. a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.
by useless12736 November 20, 2021
Get the Davidmug. by Davidlikesmen69 September 15, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David is a Really handsome boy with curly hair and a big penis the size of marocco.
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .
by Florientje 123 January 25, 2018
Get the davidmug. A young fellow, a teen by the name of David, who does not ever take the time to shower or apply any sort of odor that will make him smell appealing. For some reason though 8lbs pounds of gel seems to be the appropriate amount to put in his hair. Nobody's how but for some reason there is a perfect example of this in quincy that somehow has a girlfriend
John: "Yo huge fucking party tonight"
Joe: " Ya I think smelly David is coming"
John: "Fuck, he's bouta make this place smell like absolute shit"
Joe :"True, i'll tell him to fuck off"
Joe: " Ya I think smelly David is coming"
John: "Fuck, he's bouta make this place smell like absolute shit"
Joe :"True, i'll tell him to fuck off"
by Nigleteers May 6, 2017
Get the smelly Davidmug. Juan David is a person with an incredible style, he is cheerful, beautiful, perfect and simply radiant. All people think he is unreachable that's why it is so difficult to be close to him.
Be careful with Juan David, he is wild and a bit self-centered but nothing that his beautiful face and body won't make you forget.
Be careful with Juan David, he is wild and a bit self-centered but nothing that his beautiful face and body won't make you forget.
by Jhonbrown November 24, 2021
Get the Juan Davidmug. David: “hero of the deed” anarchist terrorist committing acts of terror in order to inspire the working masses to revolt against the ruling class.
by silva.incognita August 1, 2022
Get the Davidmug.