A college who upgraded their curriculum and increased tuition fees in order to officially classify and declare itself a university. Collegeversities change little in order to qualify as universities, and carry the reputation of being easier and less authentic than a real university.
His GPA wasn't good enough to get admitted to the University of British Columbia, but he did get into a Capilano Collegeversity program.
by Chanker June 11, 2011
Get the Collegeversity mug.A derogatory label for a person who prizes industry certifications above knowledge and capability.
Often such a person will set about collecting as many certifications as they can and proudly display them in their email signature and social network profiles. Typically they have a shallow understanding of areas in which they are certified, and are unable to display significant independent reasoning or understanding in those areas.
May also refer to the act of obtaining an industry certification.
Also known as "pokemon accreditation"; Gotta catch 'em all!
Often such a person will set about collecting as many certifications as they can and proudly display them in their email signature and social network profiles. Typically they have a shallow understanding of areas in which they are certified, and are unable to display significant independent reasoning or understanding in those areas.
May also refer to the act of obtaining an industry certification.
Also known as "pokemon accreditation"; Gotta catch 'em all!
1. "I've interviewed five job applicants and every one of them is a collect-a-cert."
2. "I'm going to have to go 'collect-a-cert' to qualify for the next pay bracket"
2. "I'm going to have to go 'collect-a-cert' to qualify for the next pay bracket"
by qwak May 9, 2013
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Matt, Adam, Andrew, Connor, Dave, Dave, Marty, Reece, and Sean all went out for a night of college fondue, to their surprise, the special being served that night was chocolate.
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