Fingering Bum

A word used by people from Reading to indicate procrastination

1) "What have you been up to today, mate?"
2) "Nothing much, been fingering bum."

by Mark Park September 22, 2021

Bum Boy of the Bum Boy

Someone who regularly gets sodomised by someone who regularly gets sodomised by a top.

"Oh, look! That one's a bum boy of the bum boy! Low man on the totem pole at Nudgee College!

by RTM 1963 September 12, 2025

Bum

You’re a bum if you’re reading this

You bum!

by DESTINY WAS HERE February 12, 2019

Bum

1) a homeless person

2) your back side
3) something which you wish could be bigger

Kyle Jenner: My bum is sooo big
Me: yeah cause u got plastic surgery, ain’t none of that bum real honey :)

by Kidinmybasementwrotethis March 31, 2021

Cum Bum Yum Yum

It’s made by sticking sausages up a bum
Spin your sausage like rotisserie
Then we start the jizzery
This is called Cum Bum Yum Yum

I’m having Cum Bum Yum Yum for my Jizzmas dinner this year.

by LoganTheWhitleyite March 12, 2025

Bum-noting

When you use a plastic bum pillow to surf the snow!

I went bum-noting yesterday, it felt so good! xD

by cleverjerk567 January 26, 2024

fuck face cunty bum

A (dumb) fuck face cunty bum

Go die you fuck face cunty bum

by Mr touch your kids May 20, 2018