Jay and Silent Bob Get struck

A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.

Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-

Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.

Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.

At strip club-

Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

Fuckass bob

A bob that goes down to the earlobe with no bangs, and a middle part. Serves absolutely nothing and generally looks bad, unless worn ironically, only then will it serve cunt

Person1: ugh girl did you see that fuckass bob
Person2: no girl that’s just a bob, collette from ratatouille has a fuckass bob!
Person1: idk that looks like a FAB it’s not giving

by C00chiedestroyer3000 September 11, 2023

bob

just bob- what did you expect?

timmy is bobs greatest

by sausage destrower December 16, 2021

Busta Bob

to bust a bob

yo i gona go down town and busta bob

by D.Z August 4, 2003

The bob the builder 18+ server

4 BIG GUYS AND THEY BUST ON MY EYES THEY EAT MY ASS JUST LIKE APPLE PIE you open general and you see two black guys kissing that's a win in my book

i love seeing two big black guys kissing on the bob the builder 18+ server

by Bobs messenger April 21, 2022

Bob the Tomato

Bob is a bright red tomato. He has a short green stem and small green leaves sprouting out from the top of his head. His face consists of two egg-shaped eyes with black pupils and light red eyelids, an almost perfectly round nose (the same shade as his eyelids), and a flat, simple, cartoony mouth. Initially, Bob was a wider looking tomato and was more angular in shape. But as time went on, Bob lost that width, becoming almost perfectly round. Bob's leaves also originally looked more abstract, but eventually became more realistic around 1999-2000.

Person 1: Bob the Tomato is trash
Person 2: No u

by KAMEORNEV October 26, 2022

Crapple Bobbing

After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.

Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.

Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017