Sober-up Beer

Typically, the last beer of the evening, the sober-up beer, is perfect for when you're either overserved or too full and need just one more before you go home. A watery, domestic light beer usually fits the bill as it perfectly balances hops, barley, and hydration.

"Hey Mike, do you need another drink? No, I've got an early morning…make it a sober-up beer."

by Nacho Burris December 3, 2023

Bag a beer

Pour a beer into a plastic sandwich bag, seal it, and then bite off the corner and suck down the beer. Similar to a beer bong, but out of a plastic bag.

Hey do you want to bag a beer later?

by Beefboyz April 29, 2024

Bag a Beer

Pouring a peer into a plastic sand-which bag, sealing it, and then ripping off the corner and chugging the beer. Similar to a beer bong

Hey anyone want to bag a beer later?

by Beefboyz April 29, 2024

Stephan nose beer

When you peel the top of the beer open past the opening hole in a way that looks like you punched your nose into the top of your beer

I see your stephaning your beers now.
Here I'll show you how to make a Stephan nose beer.

by Gaylordjohnson79 May 4, 2024

Schrödinger’s Beer

The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.

“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus argue for its nonexistence.”

by Crabrangoon May 29, 2024

Schrödinger’s Beer

The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.

“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus substantiate its nonexistence.”

by Crabrangoon May 29, 2024

New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.

I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024