february 5

this is a day where u kiss your girlfriend if their name starts with A

omg it’s february 5
😗

by noahkahan February 5, 2024

5 Minutes Into Sunday

Verb/Noun;

You just dropped acid a hour and a half ago and you’re peaking. It’s 12:05 AM and you’re feeling at ur best. You’re 5 minutes into sunday.

“mann i feel 5 minutes into sunday rn..”

by Konqueso May 29, 2021

Shoeless Par 5

Slang for trying to finger bang a girl with all 5 of your toes into her 1 vagina hole.

Hey Sara, how’s that UTI?
“Turns out it was athletes foot from that shoeless par 5 with Xavier!”

by Negus45 August 28, 2022

5

2+3=5

I have 5 dogs. :)

by World Government August 17, 2025

.5

To describe someone composed of DNA made from two parents of varyingly different composition/being mixed.

Badboi: Are you .5 because you are Drunk
or are you Drunk because you are.5?
Drunk: Nah I'd Mix.

by TheAlcoholicBartender July 2, 2024

South of 5

Referring to a person’s attractiveness on a scale of 1 out of 10, they are less then a five

“Your a better man than I am for hooking up, because she was definelty south of 5.”

by Monkey-Mike May 27, 2018

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+[{]]}\|;:'",<.>/?

A state of boredom so ungodly that one types all of the keys that have a shift alternative with the original key first, then the shift key next, in a left-to-right fashion. If you see this, please get back to your assignment.

I typed `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}\|;:'",<.>/? today because I was so bored that I had the immediate urge to type in whatever this is.

by keyboard combos January 20, 2023