Going to see a man about a bear in the woods

An idiom or a figure of speech that conceals where you are truly going and what you are really going to do. In all honesty, you are sending the message that you are heading for the toilet to lay waste in. This phrase is derived from a much similar phrase, does a bear crap in the woods?, which is a question that is posed after someone states the obvious.

See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.

"I'll be right back. I'm going to see a man about a bear in the woods."

by AngelMekk April 13, 2019

White Bear Lake High School Student

A school full of students who think they are better then everyone else, 95% of which do drugs. A school that allows over 85% of its students to get undeserved A's thus allowing 85% to go to college...however only 6% of them will graduate from college, the other 79% will live at home with mom and talk about how cool they were high school.

Tim: hey jimmy whats with white bear being all crowded right now?

Jimmy: Well Tim the first semester of colleges are ending so all the former White Bear Lake High School students flunked out....whats new?

by 2goodFoDis January 20, 2009

you cant feed a bear that died of starvation

to be used if some thing is late,unforgivable, or some one says there sorry and they want to fix things and they dont have the balls to fix it or address the problem until ignoring you and til they found out there mistake

"Hey im sorry it wasn't meant to happen like that im sorry will you forgive me"
you reply "You cant feed a bear that died of starvation"

by That Chubby Fellow February 15, 2012

square bear to the max times a million

someone who has no friends.

An example of a square bear to the max times a million would be sam gordan.

by JessiD November 14, 2007

3D modelled bear on Microsoft Word

the best (and most epic) feature of any programme

me, a peak chad: hey Gawkers did you see that 3D modelled bear on Microsoft Word

Gawkers: yes it was very epic and cool

*both of our heroes high five*

by not gawkers February 08, 2018

big enough to go bear hunting with a switch

when theres a kid so big on your football team that u have to point that out to him.

Matulich, you're big enough to go bear hunting with a switch!!! now get angry!

by PeteMat February 07, 2009

mr bear carlos juan pablo junior

THE MOST HAPPIEST LITTLE BOI IN THE WORLD THE SON OF SAM AND MR BEAR. ALL THE BOYS FALL FOR HIM. HIS DADS ARE PROUD. HE HAS THE BEST M*THER F*CKIN COUSIN IN THE WORLD AKA BELLAAAAA.

DAMN MR BEAR CARLOS JUAN PABLO JUNIOR LOOKIN SUPERRRR FINE TODAAYYYY

by someone u dont know haha February 27, 2019