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Water my crops

I would love to go out with you Lizabeth,but i have to go water my crops
by Ms Lucifer March 2, 2021
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The Air And Water Show

The unfortunate event of shitting and puking at the same time.
"Did you find Jimmy?"
"Yeah he's in the john. It's the air and water show in there!"
by Shoc And Awe June 25, 2014
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Metal water bottle

Opaque metal bottles used for drinking water.

Pros: Reusable, can use it to sneak other beverages, and keeps water colder than a plastic one.

Cons: Harder to tell how much water is left.
I used my metal water bottle to drink beer when I was with the wife.
by pigeonVSstatue September 7, 2015
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Dish Water Bitch

A woman that is grey in mood, personality, appearance. She will likely kill your boner; with her negative outlook or her terribly kept exterior. Ex: Hillary Clinton
The woman at the post office was basic as fuck, and a complete dish water bitch
by PapaBearCat July 7, 2016
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watered down phrase

A phrase that is not the whole truth but watered down to make it seem like it's legit.
He's just ranting watered down phrases again ignore him!
by Type2GenomeManiac June 8, 2017
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Albino Water Lice

A far more resilient cousin of the common head lice. Legend has it that almost a year ago, a colony of ordinary head lice were threatened to be removed from the hat they called their home and making a high school boy's head itchy after picking it up off the ground and using it. To prevent their untimely demise, they learned to swim and developed gills to survive the viscous waves of a home washing machine. They were successful, but the soap made them blond, or in scientific terms, albino. Only humans who are a afflicted with an albino water lice infestation can comprehend the existence of this species, and leave all others who they plea for help to utterly confused.
The Albino Water Lice swam about the laundry machine with joy, ready to victimize the high school boy for many days to come.
by Saxasylum August 25, 2010
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drinking muddy water

An expression used when someone is in a bad mood. Similar to "waking up on the wrong side of the bed".
Friend: "Ugh! I'm so fed up with everything!"
Me: "Looks like someone's been drinking muddy water.."
by justanaveragecarrot September 19, 2022
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