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idiot sandwich

person 1: wanna have an idiot sandwich
person 2: of course we need a third
person 3: me
by savspussyeater April 12, 2022
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Silky Sandwich

An act in which an individual, while wearing pantyhose, tights, or nylons, envelops another individuals face in his or her hosiery clad feet, massaging the cheeks with the toes and sliding the soles around on the face to induce pleasure in hosiery fetishists.
during foreplay, Jane gave hank a silky sandwich that made him lose his mind.
by kirkboss May 31, 2018
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Courtesy Sandwich

A sandwich presented to one while being dumped by their significant other as a form of break-up severance.
"Dude I heard Stephanie broke up with with you"
"Yeah that bitch was crazy, but I got this dank ass turkey club as a courtesy sandwich"
by O'Shaqhennesy March 17, 2020
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Sandwich Clamp

by DooberSnoober November 28, 2017
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uncle sandwich

an uncle sandwich is where you fart in a man’s mouth and give birth at the same time resulting in an uncle sandwich
yo did you see that uncle sandwich? that was wack!
by casdandracancaan December 9, 2022
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cheese sandwich

the act of inserting one's bleeding Johnson(dick) in a women's canal(vagina) while she has a yeast infection.
hey Greg the wife and me made a cheese sandwich last night.
by Korpington February 11, 2023
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sin sandwich

After sex, popping your vagina into another woman's vagina instead of making your husband a sandwich.
As soon as Ben ejaculated with shame into his hand, Candace ignored him and made a sin sandwich with his wife.
by Toomanycommas March 26, 2023
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