by The real pope not fake trust December 16, 2023
Get the Fortnite Jesus mug.Raccoon Jesus is a nickname for current Los Angeles Kings captain Anze Kopitar. The name is probably based off of Anze Kopitar’s eyebags.
by NHLStromeBros December 18, 2023
Get the Raccoon Jesus mug.When someone is naturally strong/lean and never goes to the gym or has an open refusal to going to the gym.
by Big Yang Wang December 2, 2022
Get the Jesus built mug.Hym “JESUS CHRIST! ‘Jews can work for me as long as I can spy on them and put cameras in their house and follow everything they do’!? He went full Dr. JeepJorp! That’s what the living god Dr. Jordan PeeperJorp thinks! WOOOOOW! Wow! That’s crazy man! And ‘if you don’t believe in Jesus you shouldn’t have any power.’ Holy shit, we are in full Christian theocracy mode. Ha! Hilarious! That is wild. This is wild.”
by Hym Iam December 7, 2022
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Get the Furry Jesus mug.A Jesus handshake is when someone spits on a cock then sucks it passionately while jacking it off and rubbing the balls. Once the man cums, they smear the cum all over the hands and rub it in their face then rub the cock on their eyes.
by Cosmiccun7 December 13, 2022
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