Unorthodox top

Switcheroo Bottom: A person who outwardly presents themselves as a top but secretly enjoys being a bratty bottom in the bedroom. Despite everyone knowing their true inclination, they adamantly refuse to acknowledge their bottom status

I'm not a bottom, I'm unorthodox top!

by I like cream cheese May 3, 2024

Top

Someone who tops on bed while doing the no-no

Girls can also top

Dane: i heard Kayle is a top
Mark: wait,,,, isn't she a girl?
Dane: it is what it is
Mark: understandable. Have a nice day

by SquoshySnow August 24, 2021

Frosty top

The extreme cool sensation you get when you get your dick sucked by someone who has recently used Listerine or a minty toothpaste.

Whenever I see my girl brushing her teeth I make sure to make a move so I can get that frosty top special.

by Extremesatan May 22, 2020

Carrot top

A little ginger who lies about there age and they look like a leprechaun but they flash people

Oh look there’s the short annoying carrot top

by Tablecow7777777 May 25, 2021

Top-toed

A woman who is vastly attractive to the outward eye but is shy and not aware/conscious of how beautiful she is.

“Wow. I’ve never met a person as top-toed as she is. What a fascinating young lady.”

by Olsacellist December 23, 2023

Top fuel

The highest grade of cannabis,weed , flower, marijuana,Mota.

That bubba Kush is top fuel.
Smoke walks into a dispensary and ask the bud tender , "what's the best top fuel you have today"?

by Human Being 3 July 18, 2021

Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*

Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*

by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015