*Holds up picture of Matt Damon*
"Woah, it's Mark Whalburg!"
"Sounds like you remember-in-law Matt Damon"
"Who fucking talks like that?"
"Woah, it's Mark Whalburg!"
"Sounds like you remember-in-law Matt Damon"
"Who fucking talks like that?"
by RoyMustache July 27, 2020
Get the Remember-in-Lawmug. Psychological law founded by philosopher Peter Gabriel.
The law says: "When two girls, one more ugly then the other, are next to each other. You will find the little less terrible looking attractive"
The law says: "When two girls, one more ugly then the other, are next to each other. You will find the little less terrible looking attractive"
1: "Yo that Edita is looking fine"
2: "She's just standing next to Anna. Try covering Anna with your palm and you'll see Edita's real image"
3: "Oh yeah. That's just gabriel's law"
2: "She's just standing next to Anna. Try covering Anna with your palm and you'll see Edita's real image"
3: "Oh yeah. That's just gabriel's law"
by wisster February 17, 2025
Get the Gabriel's lawmug. Poutine Law Is a Canadian law that is a traditional Canadian law that has run through the country for hundreds of years. It is a law that means it is mandatory to like poutine. If you do not like poutine than you immediately become a Canadian immigrant.
"Hey Johnny were going out to get poutine wanna come?" "Sorry I don't like poutine" "But your Canadian!" "Well yeah but it just doesn't taste good" "Your breaking the Poutine Law Johnny! I'm not being friends with a criminal" "Wait Savannah please!"
You see how johnny doesn't have an friends anymore? It's because that hecker doesn't like poutine like the rest of us good Canadians. Eat poutine, kids; be a good Canadian citizen.
You see how johnny doesn't have an friends anymore? It's because that hecker doesn't like poutine like the rest of us good Canadians. Eat poutine, kids; be a good Canadian citizen.
by Pankakezz March 11, 2020
Get the Poutine Lawmug. My co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
Get the co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-lawmug. "If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gearmug. "It's 7:00 and we only just managed to solder the new diode on this device."
"Classic case of Turner's Law."
"Classic case of Turner's Law."
by nujuat February 12, 2021
Get the Turner's Lawmug. The girlfriend law- Ones boyfriend is legally obligated to tell their girlfriend when and why they are not ok, which then the girl shall proceed to give hugs and kisses(or other COVID safe options) until the boyfriend is 100% cured of ALL life problems.
Girlfriend “hey are you ok”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”
by Jimmy knows November 3, 2020
Get the Girlfriend lawmug.