Jake clifford

An absolute legend who hates people named George turner and would love to cave anyone’s skull in at anytime

Oh that sexy beast is a Jake clifford for sure

by Cliffy 809123 May 22, 2023

JAKE

Jake is a short guy he is smart,funny and cute he likes to hunt he go his first buck last year. He likes to make fun of people (me) he has a cute smile and he play with his hair witch is just perfect This it to chicken yum yum

Girl: your cute

Jake:thx

Jake: a few minutes later looking at the girl (she likes me)
Girl:no I don’t it’s a complement

by Flower1773 December 18, 2019

Jake and Johnnie

the best duo thats hilarious asf and dumb

Person 1: Who are the people that are hilarious and dumb?
Person 2: Jake and Johnnie

by jackii13 June 20, 2024

Jake

Has a MASSIVE schlong. Like holy shit how does it even get that big ( and this isnt even when its hard may i add). If you ever get to fuck one of these majestic creatures, then you must have an asshole of steel cause it will be decimated once hes done with you.

AAAAAHHHHHH MY ASSHOLE JUST GOT BLOWN OFF BY A JAKE.

by SamPFucker69 April 27, 2023

Jake Paul

An all around bastard

Ramdom girl:I'm from Pakistan

Jake Paul:Where's your stupid thing you where on your head, oh, you're from Pakistan? RUN

by Noncemania21 December 29, 2017

The Shaun Jake

The act of two, often partnered, homosexuals 'having a dommy' or 'having a domestic' i.e arguing about meaningless subjects or trivial things. Pettiness. But usually results in average or mediocre intercourse leaving both participants feeling disappointed but slightly less angry.

"Be careful, them two, the Shaun Jake."
Or
Person 1: "what's the matter with them?"
Person 2: "They're just having a Shaun Jake."

by MattAttackHehe November 21, 2021

jake

fucking rapist manipulative bitch

friends: you’re dating jake? i’m so sorry

by bigfatcat November 21, 2021