Triple Hand Smoke

Triple hand smoke, When Two or more people are smoking in your house.

Dude my mom and her boyfriend are smoking!
Watch out! Your gonna get that triple hand smoke!

by Longcats Sister. January 9, 2010

Second-Hand Mayonnaise

Excess mayonnaise that has been wiped from a butter knife to the edge of the mayonnaise jar.

"I can't reach the bottom of this jar, but the second-hand mayonnaise at the top has bread crumbs in it."

by Lacan May 19, 2009

One handed splash

Washing just your privates with one hand in a cup shape splashing water on you.

Son- "ahh! dad im late for school and i need to take a shower"

Father- "uhh just do the one handed splash"

by son of that guy October 12, 2009

flimsy low hand

When a guy hooks the the elastic band of his under pants with his thumb pulling them down to taking a piss. The thumb then slips off the waste band and <smack> right on the dick.

I gave myself a flimsy low hand last night. I was so drunk my thumb slipped right off the elastic and nailed me right on dick...

by riskyshiftphenomenon August 31, 2010

Yorkshire hand grenade

When you're bang your hoe and you pull out, blow your load, then you catch it and slap her in the face as hard as you can with it.

Is that crazy hoe still nagging you bro. Na, I used the Yorkshire hand grenade, she ain't Donna bother me no mo

by D N P May 23, 2011

Hand u a stack

To fuck someone up, or to beat someone until dey are utterly unable 2 move

Mallam jordan:taleem you kant beat me!
Taleem: Im bout 2 hand u a stack mallam jordan if u don't stop playin

by Brotha Malcolm July 7, 2008

Second Hand Stoned

To become stoned by affiliation or by the presence of your stoned friends even though you never blazed.

Friends acting stoned
"Girl, you're acting so second hand stoned right now."

by SuperStarStoner April 19, 2013