rocky the goat 

Famous producer know for his lil tecca type beats

I just got a DM from rocky the goat.

rocky the goat by Howard stark March 14, 2020

If you have a goat better tie it

Egyptian Proverb: meaning if you have something valuable (daughter) better lock her at home

Khaled: Your son kissed my daughter!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!

If you have a goat better tie it by Shadraq April 18, 2020

Scott "the goat" 

A good looking big dick man that knows how to please his woman in all parts of life. Would give you the shirt off his back and is so loving and is loved by me.

Did you see that awesome man, he has to be Scott "the goat".

Scott "the goat" by The goat 82 October 11, 2020

polish the one eyed goat 

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

polish the one eyed goat by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

Damien the Goat 

The best furry youtuber. The cutest goat! You should sub to him on youtube, he would really like that OwO

Damien The Goat is the best youtuber, and is very cute.

Damien the Goat by CloverDaWusky October 15, 2020

Cap on a Goat 

Expression of when something goes wrong.

Henry: Dude, how's the code coming along?

Andrew: Cap on a Goat, it's not.

Cap on a Goat by Charles Berwick February 8, 2021

Fair as a goat’s ass 

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

Fair as a goat’s ass by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021