cream stroking 2 pie

When someone let's you cum In their mouth then starts fucking you from behind and spits it in your asshole

Chad was excited that brandon the marine let him cream stroking 2 pied him at a truck stop for 20 bucks

by True viking king February 15, 2023

Durian pie

A durian pie is a creampie who has stayed in a pussy for a longer time than expected just like a durian it smells bad and like a durian its soft creamy and smelly pls clean it

Damn gurl he creamed sm that u forgot to clean it that no cream pie thats durian pie

by pplhatemebcsiwritesexslangs June 10, 2024

pie belly

A fat mofo

They call him pie belly because of how big of round he is.

by Shortweenes November 06, 2022

scottish baked pie

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious

mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks

by JellybeanStupido March 29, 2016

Salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake

salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake

A cursed and nightmarishly chaotic Mincraft food item, salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake is an aburdly combined creation made by fusing

steak+pork+cod+chicken+carrot+carrot+cookie+pumpkin pie+apple+bread+rabbit+salmon+mutton+baked potato+cake=salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake

this grotesquely elaborate and impractical food monstrosity deverse texture, taste, and nutrition properties into a singular surreal, and puzzling concontion.

if any player in the game eats this monstrosity, this bound to necrosis anyone who eats it.

"After Spending hours experimenting with strange recipes in minecraft, Steve have proudly made salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake on a table, a horrifying yet oddly horrifying and oddly fascinating culinary monstrosity made from different conceivable food items in the game... that it start glowing green."

by Mindaugas Valentinavičius December 16, 2024

Granny Pie

The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.

"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"

"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"

"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"

by Tungsten Pimp November 25, 2023

Pie Chart

A simple way of moving around in life.

That pie chart be delivering me some good news.

by BeLovedPaint August 29, 2020