I lvoe cars

A silly way of saying "I love cats"

"Maz I lvoe cars so much"
"Cam please stop talking about cats"

by TotallyNotTag February 4, 2024

Walmart car

A Walmart car is an old, piece of shit minivan made in the early 2000’s than is primarily used for running errands. An ideal Walmart car is a Pontiac Montana or a Ford Freestar

“Hey honey I have some errands to run, I’m taking the Walmart car”

by Yinzerman73 May 29, 2023

Car crash

A thing his girlfriend should get into bc i hate her

Omg my car came in a car crash omg

by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 25, 2022

car wash

When your loved one gives you a wet, sloppy zerbert and then blows it dry with a steady stream of breath.

Jeff gave me a car wash this morning as he was walking out the door.

by MoxieB May 3, 2009

Car Handhold

The little handles in a car above your head that are primarily used by parents telling their kids how bad they are at driving.

Sharon was clutching the car handhold dramatically while telling her daughter to slow down.

by AntisocialPotato July 23, 2017

car pranks

A prank friends pull prank in a car idiots

“let’s pull a car pranks on chad”

by Ppdoodoo March 7, 2025

starting the car

taking a shit first thing in the morning while it’s freezing.

John: Yo the bus comes at 7:32 am, where are you?

Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.

John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.

by Dat Nigga Stealy November 18, 2020