Simon can you shut up!

Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.

Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!

by kuckky August 4, 2022

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GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

a heavily-intensified way of saying an escape line, originating from the game "Baldi's Basics" after collecting all 7 notebooks.

now all ya need to do is..
**GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN**

by SCG-1171 November 18, 2022

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can crack

1. Penile anal insertion.

2. A swift kick to the ass.

1. She enjoys a good can crack every now and then.

2. "If I don't get my money soon, he'll be getting a badass can cracking!"

by e-double January 18, 2006

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<.7.9.7.6.>The Can You Afford It Bubble Gum Smack<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

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Beans in a Can

More people to choose from in this one world
aka: more fish in the sea.

Damn, there are so many beans in a can! Girl, choose someone else!

by DUTESNIGHT October 24, 2013

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'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)

girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!

by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021

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