Mental Titty Fuck

When you realize the tits are bigger than you thought on the person your seeing but you don't want to react incase you jinx yourself. This often results in that the person in this situation overthinks their moves way more than needed.

My second date with Rosa was a complete Mental Titty Fuck .

by Pogus Killer September 4, 2025

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National Titty Day

Tell a female that it’s national titty day on the 9th of September and they have no choice but to send a titty pic

1: Yo it’s the National Titty Day
2: Fuck do I really have to

by MicDoodleBalls September 7, 2021

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Titty Socks

Funny name for a Bra made up by a toddler on tiktok : @haileyynicholee_

“I’m wearing titty socks”

by Haileyynicholee_ May 7, 2025

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It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

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titties

another word for mommy milkers or boobs

#friend 1: damn bro shes got big titties!

#friend 2: hell yea she does

by anonymous May 7, 2022

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Titty Dam

As you're about to ejaculate, the girl blocks off your urethra with her tits, effictively blocking the evacuation of sperm and causing intense pain.

*Created by Reid W.

Connor: Hey man, why are you mad?

Kasey: I pissed off Sally and she Titty Dammed me.

by Swag Mastur November 20, 2014

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