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rally car

typically Swedish, Italian or french car loosely based on what you think a car is. North American attempts to commission Evos, WRX, RS and most other road going variants to follow a route thru your local gravel roads. (note local gravel roads are not in Detroit rather the northern suburb of L'anse or the twin cites suburb of Akeley (And its still 7 miles north of there)).

They hide expensive suspension, cages, and comfy seats.

Manned by robots (no fear of things bc they don't know or care) with helmets and in car communication. The communication is mostly for fart jokes and 'hey why don't chu try that road coming up on the left".

some cooler ones get painted or stickers.

buy tshirts and merch from the teams that are in the MudWhale championship chase.

If you had to look this up you should plan to attend the local group heating and friendship group(fire) at the closest Sno-drift. Its the only way to carry on with this interesting way of life and to truly understand how these people can waste good work days driving thru the woods.
Jim: Tim i think Bret Hunter and Jon Kramer have better driving rally cars than block and pastra who only use them on select events.

Tim: block does have a real rally car. It was built for use in that series that doesn't come to the states.
Jim: I do like how all rally cars sound and look as we stand in the woods and watch them
Tim: one minute, til the next one. Can you hand me a beer, i'm trying to stay warm.
by Swedsnail December 29, 2022
mugGet the rally carmug.

Car

A travel machine that people use to drive on black concrete paths like crazy, sometimes causing an accident.

You need a license to use it, often referred to as a "drivers license" in which you need to be at least 16 and pass a test to optain it.
Joe: I'm driving a car!
Zoey: How did you pass the test? You are driving like a maniac if he took benadryl!
by ThatsIt646 May 20, 2025
mugGet the Carmug.

Car-Dom

Someone who dominates their partner as much as a muscle car dominates a weak little Kia. And of course the Kia loves it.
Rod is such a Car-Dom on Kandia. SHE WORSHIPS HIM.
by B-bat June 16, 2025
mugGet the Car-Dommug.

Tokyo car wash

The process of fucking someone while there head under a running sink.
I’m give your girlfriend a Tokyo car wash.
by Hank the baiter August 10, 2025
mugGet the Tokyo car washmug.

Car pop

The act of masterbating while driving your car
Yo man, this burrito took me to flavortown and got me all worked up while I was driving home so I just had to car pop to relax, there was no choice. Nova nation🙌.
by Joshhartschode June 8, 2017
mugGet the Car popmug.

get your ass in the car

Slang for saying don’t do that, or it’s a bad idea
Friend- I wanna get wit my ex

Me- girl, get your ass in the car
by Bigbooty63 March 25, 2022
mugGet the get your ass in the carmug.

Sex car

"Sex car" is basically just "sexy car" but you're too lazy to write the word "sexy" so you just write "sex"
Person1 : *shows picture of a good loooing car*
Person2: "sex car"
by Vadim the dumbass June 9, 2020
mugGet the Sex carmug.

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