Feeling like a porn star

To wake up with a hard on.

I woke up feeling like a porn star dick so hard looking larger than normal

by James dick Snyder February 7, 2022

Porn Ramen

Where in pornos where they completely ignore the food the delivery guy brought and start fucking on it.

Dude did you see how that girl just totally porn ramened that food!

by muddymaker23 August 4, 2018

delete loss porn

When you post your stock or margin losses on social media with a triumphant hashtag or saying, expecting (or in a panic trying to justify) how it will inevitably reverse and you'll be a gazzillionaire.

Hey, I bought 10 GME shares at $380 a share. I work at a grocery store and make $2,200 a month. I spent 6 weeks salary on the stock of a company the resells video games using brick and mortar retail in 2021. Luckily, I believe in delete loss porn. Without any evidence, and doing no actual research apart from reddit or Facebook, I think this $3800 investment will easily be worth $500,000 later this year 🤪🤪🤪

by Lolzster89 April 9, 2021

porn star ass

How a fuckboy tries to compliment a fit girl's butt, but is actually mildly insulting her.

"That asshole told me I had a porn star ass. What the hell?"

by Old Bae November 28, 2017

Closet porn

1. Porn that is gay that someone tries to pass off as not being gay in order to try and convince themselves and others that they are straight.
2. Trap porn

Person 1: "Hey have you seen Jeff?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's been spamming my chats with closet porn for the past couple of days trying to convince me that traps aren't gay."

by Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooop August 9, 2017

Presidential Porn

A politician or president feeding the viewer or supporter the fantasy of a brighter future for America

"Trump keeps feeding political boomers MAGA supporters Presidential Porn and Racism."

by HasanTheSmartRetard October 30, 2020

Seizure Porn

Very low quality streamed video captures, typically of a person or multiple people masturbating on an old school video sharing website. The choppiness and blurry vapor trails create a nauseating strobe-like effect. Very common when live personal video streaming was new, but the technology hadn't caught up yet.

Those boys were sofa king hawt, but Omegle just turned it into seizure porn.

by terrorint March 30, 2025