Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.

Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.

by DJMAA November 17, 2023

Taking Out the Trap

The act of removing shitty trap music from your playlist and most likely your life soon after.

Guy 1: Hey man, you hear the newest from DJ Snake yet?

Guy 2: Sure did and downloaded it by accident. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be taking out the trap with that shit.

by SomeKindaCreep May 17, 2015

wow take that

When a person does something stupid you say wow take that uh.

Wow take that uh, louie ate the whole pantry

by Louie September 28, 2003

Taking the kids to Galveston

When one has a wet dream whilst there is diarrhea in their drawls.

Bro, I couldn't believe the sight I saw this morning. Just another day, taking the kids to Galveston.

by Doodlebap August 3, 2025

L Take

Literally @haulass180 's account.

That user @haulass180 only has L Takes.

by Inverzion March 13, 2023

Taking a Kenzie

you take a poop , usually in someones home other than yours

I kenzied in my butt
My friend was taking a kenzie at our house

by anonymous January 3, 2024

Taking on the Roll

Committing one's time to a job or task that goes beyond what is required for the sole purpose of acquiring currency or favor. A step above, "getting this bread".

I just started this job but I am taking on the roll. I'm not just getting some bread, I'm taking on the whole roll.

by Cheddyboi April 28, 2022