by Jimy Bum Man January 7, 2012
Get the fart punch mug.When someone rips a gnarly fart, and it's so thick in the air, that you can cut it like butter. Fart butter is the suggested topping for an air biscuit.
(andy)What the fuck is that smell?
(dick)I don't know what you're talking about.
(andy)Dude, you dropped some serious fart butter in here.
(dick)I don't smell anything; it must be the sewer again.
(andy)Whatever, I'm going outside
(dick)I don't know what you're talking about.
(andy)Dude, you dropped some serious fart butter in here.
(dick)I don't smell anything; it must be the sewer again.
(andy)Whatever, I'm going outside
by kurtwasright March 20, 2011
Get the fart butter mug.A pejorative term for self-righteous, soft science and humanities students with savior complexes, who act like they know what is best for everyone (particularly working class, blue collar, and marginalized people), when really they don't really do anything besides sitting around sniffing their own farts in a state of smug satisfaction.
They come in many forms, but are often identified by their inability to understand that their personal beliefs about the world don't give them the right to lecture someone who actually contributes value to society while they work on their theories on how to change the world despite never actually having built, fixed, or created anything of tangible value.
They come in many forms, but are often identified by their inability to understand that their personal beliefs about the world don't give them the right to lecture someone who actually contributes value to society while they work on their theories on how to change the world despite never actually having built, fixed, or created anything of tangible value.
Power Linesman: So there's this intern kid screaming in my face about how using the word Linesman is exclusive to women, then they go off about some fucking nonsense, and I'm wondering when this moron is going to stop yelling at me so I can get to work fixing the powerlines.
Boom Operator: That's a bachelor of farts major though, in half an hour when his phone is dead he'll be complaining about how he's oppressed because he doesn't have power... probably blame it on the patriarchy or some shit but really it's cause they never shut the fuck up an do anything.
Boom Operator: That's a bachelor of farts major though, in half an hour when his phone is dead he'll be complaining about how he's oppressed because he doesn't have power... probably blame it on the patriarchy or some shit but really it's cause they never shut the fuck up an do anything.
by Longstride March 20, 2021
Get the Bachelor of Farts mug.by ihgeig February 24, 2009
Get the mustache fart mug.An event wherein semen previously deposited in either the vagina or anus seeps out of the orifice and onto the recipient's underwear or legs and covers the area like icing does a cake. It is not uncommon for the flow to be forced out by flatulence.
James: "Oh my god!!"
Mark: "What's up?"
James: "That giant load you pumped into my ass before dinner is dripping out.
Mark: "I knew I should have shrimped it up. I hate icing farts."
Mark: "What's up?"
James: "That giant load you pumped into my ass before dinner is dripping out.
Mark: "I knew I should have shrimped it up. I hate icing farts."
by He's a bad man. June 23, 2009
Get the icing fart mug.The first moments after gas is passed in a moving car and the windows have been opened. The sudden rush of air causes the fart's stench to be magnified and quickly circulated to the noses of all the other occupants for their pleasure and/or displeasure.
A sudden giggle from the back seat was the only warning before the widow was opened and the tornado fart engulfed us all.
by Morning Trumpeter January 19, 2010
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