The Lazy Tee Shot

A sex position; the male equivalent of starfishing.

Blade is a lover that won’t get off his back, his favourite position is the lazy tee shot.

by Some jaded lover July 12, 2018

Cum Shot facial

When a nigga ejaculates on your face my guy.

I gave this girl a huge cum shot facial.

by YoungColeTheSauceGod January 13, 2018

shat your shot

A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.

You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.

:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.

by The Languager October 28, 2023

shur shot

A guy who always cums to early and dissapoints the girl, or they also can be called 'corter pump chump'.

dissapointing in bed angry shur shot

by zee reelzz deallzzzzzzz April 23, 2011

Ixmos Shot

An extremely difficult shot in the Overwatch seasonal game mode lucioball in which a player boops from a jump pad while ulting in an upwards direction while simultaneously jumping and moving with the ball so it looks as if you are within the ball. You then redirect the ball into the net to score. This shot was invented by top 10 mid player David "Ixmos" Schieffer

I just hit an Ixmos shot against Nite!

by TheBenasV February 5, 2022

The Final Warning Shot

That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.

"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "

"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."

From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.

by Rory Grue January 3, 2023

front shots

mishanary 🩷

let's switch to front shots bae

by kittyjuna December 24, 2023