"a" sandwich

That thing when your beautiful bride ties you down to the bed with the promise of amazing head. After you are secured, she works an oversized dildo deep into your ass which, contrary to what you always thought about yourself, makes you as hard a a towel rack.
She climbs on top of you and grinds you into the mattress, forcing that canoe of a dildo even deeper into your asshole, until you are pressed flat like lunchmeat. Then she yanks out the dildo causing you to spew your mayonnaise all over your belly then goes to sleep on to of your messy belly.

Nancy was tired of boring old missionary sex with Tim so she made "a" sandwich out of him on the night of his birthday.

by A Sandwich Master April 9, 2021

uncle sandwich

an uncle sandwich is where you fart in a man’s mouth and give birth at the same time resulting in an uncle sandwich

yo did you see that uncle sandwich? that was wack!

by casdandracancaan December 9, 2022

Sandwich Clamp

We made it up

Andrew and Kaven made up sandwich clamps

by DooberSnoober November 28, 2017

cheese sandwich

the act of inserting one's bleeding Johnson(dick) in a women's canal(vagina) while she has a yeast infection.

hey Greg the wife and me made a cheese sandwich last night.

by Korpington February 11, 2023

sin sandwich

After sex, popping your vagina into another woman's vagina instead of making your husband a sandwich.

As soon as Ben ejaculated with shame into his hand, Candace ignored him and made a sin sandwich with his wife.

by Toomanycommas March 26, 2023

idiot sandwich

three idiots in a threesome

person 1: wanna have an idiot sandwich
person 2: of course we need a third
person 3: me

by savspussyeater April 12, 2022

Silky Sandwich

An act in which an individual, while wearing pantyhose, tights, or nylons, envelops another individuals face in his or her hosiery clad feet, massaging the cheeks with the toes and sliding the soles around on the face to induce pleasure in hosiery fetishists.

during foreplay, Jane gave hank a silky sandwich that made him lose his mind.

by kirkboss May 31, 2018