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reverse jew

When a really cheap person feigns like "this time" they will pay. At any event where someone should share payment or pay for their own item, conveniently their wallet "gets stuck" in their pocket or purse because the other person has been known in the past to cover costs for them. Most times applies to people who like to take advantage of others for monetary gain, but can be any act of any perceived value.
Other terms related ; reverse jew with a twist : distracting someone temporarily in order to pay for an item or event
Reverse double jew : distracting someone in order to not pay, but better yet explained as most bill exchange scams
Karen called Mike and invited him to a concert, claiming she had already purchased the tickets, so Mike agreed, half heartedly. Karen was known to usually never pay for anything, as Mike found out, so thought this may be an enjoyable night out to clear the possible hostility.

As they were walking the boardwalk to the concert, they came across an ice cream vendor and they both agreed they could use it after walking awhile in the heat. Karen chirped up "I got this!" as she already had her purse out and ready. Mike disagreed however and said "Karen, you bought the concert tickets. That wouldn't be fair to either of us for one person to cover the costs of the whole day" as if to show Karen the wrongs of past dates.
Karen said " OK Mike, I guess so." Mike felt proud of pulling off this reverse jew with a twist. Maybe she'll stop taking advantage of others if I just show her the error of her ways.
As they finished their ice cream near the gates to the outdoor concert, Karen claimed she had to visit the little girls room.
Mike said "OK I'll save us a place in line" Karen walked off.

Mike had an eye at the tickets as he was waiting. He stared in shock.
"FREE 4TH OF JULY CONCERT" he read. "What the actual f*ck?" I just got double reverse jewed.
So in a fit of absolute madness he decided to leave. "I'm done with this woman!" He walked off back to his car and left Karen there to fend for herself, pulling off a magnificent Backwards double reverse jew with a twist.
by MatrixGenius February 6, 2022
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Avery reverse

Jill-your gay -FrAnK-Avery reverse
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Reverse Necrophilia

(noun, concept)
Necrophilia, by itself, is known by all as the act of having secks with a dead person. This is a documented phenomenon and one good example would be Jeffrey Dahmer.

REVERSE NECROPHILIA is the same sort of event, but instead of being initiated by the living human, it is initiated by an animated dead person, or UNDEAD creature.

Reverse Necrophilia is the act of an UNDEAD creature getting it on with a LIVING human - with or without consent (as in the legends of the Succubus/Incubus).
Chris: you're not gonna believe what happened last night at the graveyard.

Alice: no way? Did you manage to contact any spirits?

Chris: lol oh it went way beyond that. I was calling on the spirit of a woman who died recently and next thing I know, she comes bursting out of the ground!

Alice: what?! did she say anything?

Chris: lol yes she crawled out, turned to me and smiled a wicked smile, and said "you! I'm coming tf GET you!" And she jumped and tackled me to the ground!

Alice: omfg! What'd you do?

Chris: let's just say I am now a member of the necrophilia club lol

Alice: what eww lmao

Chris: lol yeah it was reverse necrophilia though, like I didn't ask for this

Alice: lmao ewwww

*Window shatters and a female corpse lands on the ground next to Chris*

Corpse Girl: I'm coming tf GET YOU boy! C'mere!!

Chris: not again!

Alive: lmfao
by robot.palmtree November 1, 2024
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reverse nesquick

A term commonly used to describe the passage of liquid faeces, i.e diarrhoea. Nequick used as a comparative context due to similarities in colour and texture. i.e Vanilla if you're top girl
"After eating that Chicken Treat, i had a bad case of reverse nesquick"
by Dan Dastardly May 15, 2008
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reverse waffle

When you come to the office in the morning and stay until lunch, but work the rest of the day from home.
I'll be doing the reverse waffle today.
I'm reverse waffling.
by dashatron July 9, 2018
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Reverse Docking

Like docking, only via anus. The act of interfacing one pink onto another
That reverse docking really was not as pleasurable as I thought it’d be.
by Vile Definez July 10, 2023
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Reverse gas mask

A sexual position where one person sits upon another person's face and proceeds to fart
"Babe, can you give me a reverse gas mask?"
by SpirantGalaxy February 27, 2025
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