Golden rule 

Treat people like shit, that way they treat you like shit. Don't expect them to treat you like shit though, some people try to be friendly to try and get you to be friendly to them.

An asshole's golden rule is not the same as a friendly person's golden rule.

Golden rule by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

5% Rule

A person needs to be at least 5% smarter than the task at hand in order to do it.

Also another word for dumbass.

Person walking down the street and trips over nothing. I look at my buddy next to me, "Ha, 5% rule".

Someone talking to you and they tell you that they failed at doing something, my response, 5% rule. ( means you dumbass)

5% Rule by Amy the red May 31, 2020

jetta rule 

The Jetta Rule is that the drivers of Volkswagen Jettas are primarily attractive women (and ugly men).

*hot girl is seen driving a Jetta*

“Yo, Jetta Rule!”

jetta rule by jcronin18 June 11, 2020

lesbian rule of 7 

there are 7 lesbians near you
2 are your best friend

2 are dating

1 is your ex
1 is actually straight

and 1 annoys the shit outa ya

“dude i wish i could find a gf”
“well that’s the lesbian rule of 7 for you”

lesbian rule of 7 by bluhsmith August 9, 2020

Cube Rule 

A standard of determining types of food dishes based on how the starch component of the meal physically relates to the rest of the ingredients. The Rule is expressed using the planes of a cube to illustrate. A single plane is toast. The top and bottom planes denote a sandwich. Three planes forming a trough illustrate a taco. Four planes forming a square tube are considered sushi. Five planes leaving only one open is a meal served in a bread bowl. All planes filled with starch components is a calzone.

I just realized that according to the Cube Rule, a hot dog is a taco.

Cube Rule by Gangliospunk August 19, 2020

Burrito Rule 

In the making of a baby bunny burrito and her love....only one burrito blanket will b used. They have to be cuddling inside

Nia and Joey will have to be together inside of a burrito blanket because of the burrito rule

Burrito Rule by Burrito Rule October 8, 2020

Half rule 

The half rule shows if relationships can be accepted in society simply take you age and divide by 2 if the other person in your relationship is less than half your age you should not be in a relationship anything half or over is acceptable

For example if you are 20 you can be with someone who is 10 or over
Hey she’s only 6 and your 13 follow the half rule bro

Half rule by Jessie Starr August 25, 2021