When your girl gives you a handjob but with an american flag, and then the guy shoots out white fireworks and whispers in the girls ear, "'Murica, fuck yeah."
Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob yesterday.
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Gamingufight and BassDrop! Contributed to this definition.
by WeebBDAndDankDudeUF April 18, 2018

Devin: “My wife really likes to shop at Walmart, it’s her favorite store.”
Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”
Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”
by Onehappytoker December 23, 2022

Jeff has great memories of All American Pizza, under the bleachers during the basketball games in high school.
money shot pizza face star-spangled under the bleachers basketball game
money shot pizza face star-spangled under the bleachers basketball game
by TWG December 24, 2015

by sitondiscocksucka December 25, 2023

by busybrat July 6, 2024

An American guy in the US who acts like a boy by thinking just because he has the freedom of speech. He can act like a jerk. But, when a guy tries to fight him, or stand up for himself. He calls him a bitch. If a girl got disrespected, hit, or raped by a guy. Other guys would had beat him up, or killed him. The American guy is a bitch ass pussy who’s not man enough to get treated like a criminal when he’s guilty, and don’t want to get beat up by a guy over a guy when he deserves it. This makes the American guy looks like a bully, and a coward.
James: (talk shit to Michael).
Michael: Hey, come outside.
James: you a bitch!
Michael: Your a bitch ass, pussy ass idiot! American boy!
James: (didn’t fight Michael).
Michael: Hey, come outside.
James: you a bitch!
Michael: Your a bitch ass, pussy ass idiot! American boy!
James: (didn’t fight Michael).
by LinkxPeach March 8, 2022

I was born here. My mother and father were born here. My grandmother and grandfather were born here. My great-grandparents were born here.
Hym "I am a Natural-Born American Citizen. Elon is a mentally retarded South African. Deport him immediately. Send him back to Africa now."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2025
