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spreadsheet brain

When a person is immersed in abstraction for so long that they forget to look up and smell the roses.

Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events
Daniel: Lately, my sleep quality has been averaging about 79%. I think it's all the stress from the crypto crash.
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?
by vdw17 April 14, 2023
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Brain Tuner

A song stuck in your head. The condition or the song itself.
"The children's singalong gave me a Brain Tuner."
"I have three Brain Tuners in regular rotation."
by Regina de Coeli September 4, 2011
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do you have a brain dislocation

Used when someone says or does something very stupid
Person 1:Iphone 6 is worth more than the new samsung!
Person 2:Do you have a brain dislocation?
by Darkestalone November 27, 2022
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Turnip brain

by Ajdkaiends January 4, 2020
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Brain dead

Jake Dufner: stop filming me when you come to my house to “apologize” and be a friend and do it man to man
Jeff Swift: does it anyway
Jake dufner: bro your brain dead
All jakes fans: fucking absolutely retarted fat mamas boy.

God damn 😂
by Jakes dad June 9, 2019
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scattered brain

"'(FLAKE)'".
by Jetnosfreak September 7, 2018
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brain stroke

WHEN URBAN DICTIONARY IS SO STUPID THE STUPITIDY YOUR BRAIN IS CONSUMING CAUSES YOU TO HAVE A STROKE IN YOUR BRAIN
GRAY WAS READING URBAN DICTIONARY AND HAD A BRAIN STROKE
by UHdjjfkbihfce September 7, 2021
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