Jake looking

A term used when a person looks for something, can't find it, but it's right in front of them the whole time. Usually a person named Jake (but whoever fits the bill).

"Your keys are NOT in your purse like you said they were, babe!"
"No, they're in there. You're just Jake looking as per usual."

by emptyswimmingpool March 3, 2022

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Jake

Jake kun. He’s a real big otaku. And his favorite American show is my little pony, he commonly refers to himself as a “brony”and one time showed me a closet fun of guns with Apple Jack stickers on them, and then whispered into my ear, “I’m saving these for my birthday” he also loves eggnog

Jake please don’t bring those guns to school

by 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 April 14, 2024

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Jake

A meme, mii and one of a kind. Can be an ass while always using innuendos. Can be quite a lad. Just don’t let any bromance get in the way.

Jakes a lad

by HayFuckingHoe May 19, 2020

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JAKE

Jake is a short guy he is smart,funny and cute he likes to hunt he go his first buck last year. He likes to make fun of people (me) he has a cute smile and he play with his hair witch is just perfect This it to chicken yum yum

Girl: your cute

Jake:thx

Jake: a few minutes later looking at the girl (she likes me)
Girl:no I don’t it’s a complement

by Flower1773 December 18, 2019

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Jake

Has a MASSIVE schlong. Like holy shit how does it even get that big ( and this isnt even when its hard may i add). If you ever get to fuck one of these majestic creatures, then you must have an asshole of steel cause it will be decimated once hes done with you.

AAAAAHHHHHH MY ASSHOLE JUST GOT BLOWN OFF BY A JAKE.

by SamPFucker69 April 27, 2023

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