jakelovestits

HES LITERALLY THE NICEST MUTUAL IVE HAD IN A WHILE. Seriously just b mutuals with him😕👎‼️. he’s literally so nice and so understanding. HE MATCHES UR ENERGY 😁‼️ JUST BE MUTUALS WITH HIM ISTG. if not well you’re missing out🤗

have you hear of jakelovestits on tiktok?

no.

well he’s literally the best person you can be mutuals with 🤗

by iyloll June 7, 2021

Jakepinelord

He is the lord of pineapples, the king, their god. He is also probably the best person out there, because he probably has a Jakob with a k instead of a C. Also don’t talk to him about mangos.

“We love you JakePineLord”

by JakePineLord October 12, 2021

Jakevious

Jakevious is the finest dude in the world even tho he might be a player and a heartbreaker sometimes, he still a good person just give him time to grow up and he’ll bless your hearts ladies but he only want one person and she knows who she is . Jakevious has all the hoes but only loves one the most

I want to be like jakevious he got all the hoes.. it ain’t fair said yo nigga

by It’s meeee bae November 23, 2021

Armed Jakes

Feds (police) that are armed. This is usually used in UK slang.

"Got Armed Jakes in the trap house, asked broski we can make it out"

by Mad Drillaaaa 69 420 May 31, 2020

en_jakeyfromstatefarm

a cutie. my idol. that makes me smile. she is so cool ^‿^

"my love is en_jakeyfromstatefarm”
“everyone loves jakey.”

by hyunoo March 9, 2021

jakeonmalia

when a Jake goes to Malia with the lads and gets contacts to replace his glasses because he knows girls out there won't think he has little eyes because thats what everyone who knows he wears glasses thinks, he also doesn't wear shorts for the whole holiday and instead goes out in formal attire.

Girl 1: who is that spicy mysterious character and why isn't he wearing shorts?

Girl 2: i dunno but he's kinda sexy and his eyes are of normal size

Jake: my target is 2 girls a night

Everyone: woooo jakeonmalia

by droneon January 18, 2013

Jaken's car

The best place to make out. In that car your girlfriend will do anything for you.

"Did you hear they made out in Jaken's car?"

by lovebear March 16, 2013