Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998

I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010

Yoga pants politics

When a company is so focused on work culture you can’t figure out what they actually sell

I don’t need your yoga pants politics
-Chris Rock

by Bxexnx March 5, 2023

poop pants no diaper

funny???????

poop pants no diaper is funny????????????

by Zecter April 6, 2021

word pants

When you say the same phrase often but then decide that you need a new phrase, you have changed your word pants... finally.

I'm trying on some new word pants. All of dem.

by okaywhatyeah June 1, 2022

Naiaiaice Pants

Best pick up line ever.

Man: Naiaiaice Pants!
Woman: Marry me!

by Mcclussy January 5, 2017

Pants

You need an explanation? IT'S THE THINGS YOU PUT IN YOUR FRIGGIN LEGS BRO

PANTS GO ON MA LEGS

by poopislifelol April 7, 2020

jump in them pants

Someone who wants to have sex with someone

Boy 1: hey I heard alliyah trying to jump in them pants
Boy 2: aww hell nah! *runs off*
Alliyah: come here (insert name)!!

Or

Girl 1: have you heard of in for it by troy lanez???

Girl 2: yeah!! I wanna jump in his pants!!

by Ashthequeen December 2, 2023