Sturtzy law

It is not cheating if you pay for sex

Babe I didn’t cheat it was “Sturtzy law”

by Sturtzy January 8, 2021

theif in law

A respected criminal with highly ranked status and authority. mostly used in Russia and old USSR countries

Be careful, no one can disobey him! He's theif in law

by quakiscool January 13, 2021

Law of averages

A water ingression problem

Water wont rise above 1m. Law of averages innit

by anonymous January 14, 2021

Zaify's law

"Anything that is broken, will remain broken and everything that is working, will break"

This law obtained its name after notorious Minecraft developer

A: *X* is broken
B: Thanks for the report, I´ve fixed *X*
A: *X* is still broken and now *Y* stopped working as well
B: You know, Zaify's law

by x1asf2354asd January 15, 2021

Scott’s Law

When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!

Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law

by High Vis Harry January 21, 2021

Fonteneau's law

A bi girl will date a gamer boy

"Did you hear she's dating that guy Jacob"
"No surprise, she's bi and he plays videogames. That's Fonteneau's law"

by maskmakesurbandictionary January 23, 2021

Nandor's Law

If there is an unprotected web poll, Nomar Garciaparra will win it.

In 1999, Major League Baseball had a simplistic web poll for positions on the All-Star Team. Chris Nandor used a short Perl program to vote for Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra 14,000 times. This was then referenced in the "Louise, Revisited" episode of Sports Night where Jeremy uploads a Perl program to vote overwhelmingly for Casey. Nandor told ESPN "there has never been a Web-based poll that people haven't done this. It's pretty much standard procedure."

The results of our marketing research obey's Nandor's Law.

by Not Tom Brady January 25, 2021