National grab hair day

Touch anyone’s hair you would like. It won’t be weird since it’s national grab hair day!! National grab hair day starts on 22nd March, so be ready!! :)

Your hair is very nice!! *grabs hair* oops byeee!! National grab hair day

by Joes hair March 20, 2021

rice crispy hair

when you got rise crispy hair it means your hair is crunch and as dry as a rice cripy, like when you use to much edge control of gel that rice crispy hair because is cruncy on the outside.

"yo boboqwisha, you bot rise crispy hair."
"eww fix you rice crispy hair."
"you are not coming to my house with that rise cripy hair!"

by scoopdedewhop8 March 22, 2021

Long haired boys

People u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895 has some serious beef with.

"I love long haired boys!" -u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895

*5 minutes later*

"I HATE LONG HAIRED BOYS" -also u/Ok_Pomegranate

by ObservedBeing June 08, 2025

Hair flip

When a bitch flips their hair and hits you.

That bitch just hair flipped me.

by Painful fart September 22, 2017

Dudy Hair

The tuft of hair or cowlick that sticks out where the hair creates a swirl pattern on the back of the head.

That guy has dudy hairs sticking out the back of his head.

by Dudyhair May 24, 2022

permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut

by Dirk Diggler March 13, 2005

Hippie hair-tie

When you nut in a hippie girls dreads (or matted hair) then wrap it up into its own hair-tie. It organic!

My hair is everywhere! I can help you out with a quick “Hippie hair-tie.”

by A lucid bear November 28, 2023