ghost crap

When you are too edgy to say ghost shit, so you say the polished version of it.

So like, when you are at school, and the teacher doesn't want you to cuss, you say ghost crap. But I have no clue why people would you say "ghost crap" at school.

Cayle: Wow, what a nice dump I took there.
Cayle: Wait, why is my @$$ clean?
Cayle: *LOOKS AT TOILET*
Cayle: TF? Why is there nothing?!
Cayle: Must be ghost sh-- I mean, ghost crap.

by broception_15 May 12, 2019

bittu ghost

Bittu ghost
Love, caring, loveable, husband material

I wish i could be bittu ghost 's wife
I wish bittu could gratefull with his life
I wish bittu was happy with his life
I wish i could meet bittu in 2 years
No other bittu in this world could change the purest hearth that bittu ghost has

by Amy pamy November 22, 2021

Ghost shit

(v) the act of taking a shit, wiping, and having nothing on the toilet paper

"dude something weird happened to me yesterday"

"what?"

"I took a huge shit but when I wiped there was nothing on the paper!"

"Oh then you must've taken a ghost shit"

by Mr. DookeyHead May 22, 2016

ghosting

ghosting

He is ghosting me.

by anonymous April 8, 2022

Holy ghosting

When you meet someone at church and decide you no longer want to be friends, so you stop showing up at church.

I'm holy ghosting her because she was crazy. Hail satan!

by Savannahghost November 7, 2018

bunghole ghost

A fart that sounds like a moan.

"Wow, Dad, that was an awful bunghole ghost!"

by SquirrelMom August 16, 2023

Ghosting

Taking a full size hit or drag and exhaling close to zero smoke.

There wasn't a cloud in sight. Gone ghosting.

by EkimjameskaykayBD March 26, 2025