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Bear fucker

What is happening in the United States of America?????

Bears walking in and out of police stations
Bear carjacking 11,000+ a year!!!!
Bears walking...down the road
Bears regularly shoplifting
Bears living with families
Bears with pet vikings

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And now in this B grade police romcom there is a scene with a local and a bear in a what appears to be an intimate partner relationship. Is this implying something about this new emerging diatribe phenomenon and how it relates to law enforcement

How does this "bear fucker" situation happen?

A) I had a number of disturbance calls over the course of six weeks and me and the bear started to see echother, you know, regularly and one thing led to another....

How do you actually "date" a bear???
How does this "bear fucker" situation happen?
Bear fucker by Modern Women December 31, 2025
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Jungle Fucker

Used as a derogatory term against braindead individuals who lack the ability to aim a firearm and prohibit their team from progressing the objective.
"Which ever one of you jungle fuckers is blocking my aim I need you to get the fuck out of my way you stupid bitch"
Jungle Fucker by AliMoh January 21, 2026

Cockless Trout Fucker 

See John. John is a cockless trout fucker

Nautical Ass Mother Fucker 

A person who works on ships for a living and loses contact with everyone on land. He or She also enjoys and milks the benefits of a life at sea

pastey faced fucker 

someone who is so white its annoying.its not racist tho
You:look at that pastey faced fucker heas so white he is reflecting the sun into my eyes.go get a tan some colour .. ..lol......damn pastey faced fucker

Breezy Mother Fucker 

Someone who thinks they are better than every one else.
Person 1: You're a Fag and I'm better Than You!
Person 2: You're a Breezy Mother Fucker, Aren't Ya.

German Ass Fucker 

"Last night was rough. I'm not feeling great this morning. "

"It must have been that german ass fucker"