crack poked

The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.

"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."

by dictionary dude12 August 22, 2011

Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.

Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.

by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011

Cracking the Thunderbird

When you put the pointer finger of one hand into a woman's vagina, the pointer finger of the other into her anus, in an alternating rhythm, as if you're trying to crack the combination of the Keyless Entry System on a 10th generation Ford Thunderbird.

"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Great! Ended up Cracking the Thunderbird on her."

by DarbyCrash69 October 6, 2023

crack needles

A neologism formed by accidentally conflating "crack pipes "with "heroin needles" to form a portmanteau of urban detritus. "Crack needles," a term that may include either type of referenced drug paraphernalia, are often found littering vacant lots, alleyways, or abandoned buildings in the less illustrious, seedy districts of America's disinvested and depopulated inner cities. The lack of specificity about which drug may be semantically valuable in helping cover multiple societal eras of drug addiction, or it may just make the utterer of the term sound like a damn fool.

"They had, like, the most AMAZING cocktails at this bar, right? But the neighborhood is, like, super sketch. Like, we couldn't find parking out front, so we had to walk half a block, and there were, like, crack needles in the alley, and stuff. And this homeless person asked us for change out front." - Karen, probably, who normally only comes into the city for sporting events or anything with valet parking

by zorsnacks October 9, 2023

Cracked

Termed used for if a female has been fucked or not.

“Just ask the girls i cracked”

by Nickfucker October 18, 2023

Cracked out B r ie

a white girl.
The very definition of un-Barbie.

Someone posted another .gif of that Barbie doll looking surprised.
Cracked out B r ie
little weird kid

by Young Jazzy Yo October 31, 2023

Fat and crack stinks

Chermside road woman with the mouth from the boneyard.

Fat and crack stinks blabbin to cops again

by Ipswixhfunny November 17, 2023